|Honestly, she scares me a little.|
Why did she beat the shit out of her twin you ask?
Well, according to reports, the twins got into a brawl over a boyfriend and a vibrator. Yes kids, you read that right. A boyfriend and a vibrator. Take a look at that picture kids. She will mess you up.
I bet that vibrator runs off a 30cc 2-stroke chainsaw motor and comes with a crash helmet.
Here's how my warped little deficient brain pictures it: Theres some sort of weird twin shit going on here and they share everything, including boyfriends and erotic massage equipment. Suddenly it was Heidi's turn with the boyfriend and/or buzzing accompaniment and Holly didn't like it. Twin cat fight ensues, the strongest and meanest of the twins wins and gets hauled off to the hoosegow.
|That's the ticket!|