Friday, November 14, 2014

Reader Roundup 11-14-2014

It's Friday kids, you know what that means.  Reader Roundup!  Woohoo!

Those women put the "ug" in fugly.
First up, we have these meatheads Swingin' for Jesus, sent in by Adam.  That's right folks.  Body building Christian swingers.  Let that sink in for a second.  I think those women may have a bigger one than me.  Woof!

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!!   One of our new fans, Sarae, sent in this one about the old $3 and a chicken dinner in exchange for some booty.  If you think about it, there is a fine line, in this case, about $3, between prostitution and dating.  

Ribbed for her pleasure

Last, but certainly not least, Pat sent in this gem.  This MOTY candidate got caught on camera hiding a bottle of brandy up her not-so-private parts.

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

I hope the mayor of Ft Lauderdale gets herpes

The Ft Lauderdale police have arrested Arnold Abbott for feeding the homeless again. I hope the Mayor gets a venereal disease and the cops that actually arrested him should be flogged in the town square. Shame on them for carrying out such a ridiculous arrest. Ft Lauderdale has a real crime problem and they are going after a 90 year old man for feeding the homeless. Lets all take a moment to thank Mr Abbott for being a great human being and unleash a social media outrage towards the Ft Lauderdale authorities.

Friday, November 7, 2014

Reader Roundup 11/7/2014

It's Friday and that means we've got our semi-partially-regular Reader Roundup post!

First, this one sent in by the lovely and talented Diane.  This dude buys a foreclosed home and bought  WAY more than he bargained for...

A bunch of ya'll sent this one in.   Basically, a quadruple amputee is on the lam, armed and dangerous.  Something about that makes me laugh.

Next, we have drugs and lady parts.  Specifically, Jennifer Renee Crosby and the big ass bag of crack she hid in her vagina.  Thanks Greg!

Finally, Tex sent in the story about a woman who set her boyfriend on fire.  While drinking.  With nail polish remover.  I bet that's the most excitement the trailer park has seen since Bubba's meth lab blowed up.