Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Hold on, gotta send a Snapchat

She will straight up shoot a bitch
It's a story as old as time.  Bored rich chick finds boy toy.  Everybody in town knows about the affair except the husband, blah blah blah.

Well, except this was in Florida and it was weird enough to make it here.

So, Andrew is banging Mishay, the wife of a pro golfer.  I know what you're thinking.  What's so weird about that?  Trophy wives do this shit all the time.  Well, Andrew is a bartender at a local gay bar which kind of leads me to believe he's not really all that into the ladies unless they're rich as hell.

Here's where it gets really Florida.

Andrew shows up at Mishay's house, "unannounced" and lets himself in.  Mishay shoots him in the chest with a 9mm.  She then concocts a bullshit stalker story for the police.

Like this, but with more blood.

The best part, as he's laying there bleeding waiting for the ambulance, Andrew took a selfie.

I wonder what his Instagram handle is.

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