Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Cleanup on aisle 12

So my good friend Tex pointed out that somehow, I forgot to post this up here last week. Thanks Tex! Now errybody get out there and buy some Gerbing Heated Gear from him. He's some kind of honcho over there, a fellow racer and all around good guy. Gerbing Heated Gear

So my good friend Tex pointed out that somehow, I forgot to post this up here last week.  Thanks Tex!  Now errybody get out there and buy some Gerbing Heated Gear from him.  He's some kind of honcho over there, a fellow racer and all around good guy.








Post by Dammit Florida.

Miller Time!

Hold on, gotta send a Snapchat

She will straight up shoot a bitch
It's a story as old as time.  Bored rich chick finds boy toy.  Everybody in town knows about the affair except the husband, blah blah blah.

Well, except this was in Florida and it was weird enough to make it here.

So, Andrew is banging Mishay, the wife of a pro golfer.  I know what you're thinking.  What's so weird about that?  Trophy wives do this shit all the time.  Well, Andrew is a bartender at a local gay bar which kind of leads me to believe he's not really all that into the ladies unless they're rich as hell.

Here's where it gets really Florida.

Andrew shows up at Mishay's house, "unannounced" and lets himself in.  Mishay shoots him in the chest with a 9mm.  She then concocts a bullshit stalker story for the police.

Like this, but with more blood.

The best part, as he's laying there bleeding waiting for the ambulance, Andrew took a selfie.

I wonder what his Instagram handle is.

Monday, October 20, 2014

Bitches be crazy, yo.

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Stay Classy Green Cove Springs

Monday, October 6, 2014

News from our favorite swinging senior community...

Friday, October 3, 2014

Some good news and some bad news

First, the good news.  Waldo PD is no more!  WOOHOO!  No more ticket quotas, no more speed traps!

Now for the bad news.  The mouth breathing inbreeders that comprise the Waldo population are now terrified that crime is going to go through the roof.  Motorists are going to careen willy-nilly through the town, mowing down children and pets with reckless abandon.

Seriously, read the article.

What the hell is he doing with his phone?
Cleetus here thinks that he has to carry a gun on his hip in Mayberry now that Barney is unemployed.

I guess that's just life on the mean streets of Waldo.

This is the absolute worst line in the article:

"I hate to lose the police department, just for general safety levels," Harold Coday, 80, said outside Waldo's post office. "And the officers were good guys, they were just doing their job writing tickets. They had good intentions."

No Harold, they didn't have good intentions.  I understand you're 80 and still think police are public servants, but how about I let you in on a little secret:  Police departments with good intentions don't write thousands of tickets a year PER OFFICER strictly for revenue.  In all honesty, I don't see anyone with ethics or a sense of morality taking a job in a department like Waldo PD.  



Anyway, good riddance.