Tuesday, September 9, 2014
Honest officer, I was just buffing the seat.
Karen Marie Dilworth just wanted to feel the power between her legs. She went to the garage, opened up the door and straddled her motorcycle.
Sounds normal, right?
Here's where it gets all Florida on us.
Karen was naked. Instead of riding the bike in the way the manufacturer intended, she rode it differently. She proceeded to rub herself all over the bike in full view of the neighbors, including a 13 year old boy. She was later arrested for lewd behavior.