Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Florida: Home to the Taco Bell Butt Groper

Folks, I've seen asses and Taco Bells all over this great land of ours.  There are asses worth going to jail over.  Mrs Dammit Florida possesses one of those asses.  From my vast personal experience with Taco Bell, there is one thing I can say for certain.  Drunk or not, it's a rare, bordering on nigh impossible thing to find an ass worthy of jail working behind the counter at Taco Bell.  I'm going to go out on a limb here and say a 40 year old woman working at Taco Bell probably doesn't possess said ass.

Fast food ass grabber
Our boy, Phil on the left there got really liquored up, made a run for the border at 2 am and then proceeded to reach through the drive through window and get himself a handful.  Phil looks like a fun guy.  Maybe he was just being friendly.  He looks like a friendly guy.  Maybe that Bradenton Taco Bell has an ass worth going to jail for attached to a 40 year old woman that works the drive through at 2 am.  Who knows?

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