Thursday, September 18, 2014
|Oh yeah. Downward dog for me baby.|
|Quite possibly mankind's greatest creation.|
It's a well documented fact that we are HUGE fans of yoga pants, but come on dude, that's what the internet is for.
Thursday, September 11, 2014
Tuesday, September 9, 2014
Karen Marie Dilworth just wanted to feel the power between her legs. She went to the garage, opened up the door and straddled her motorcycle.
Sounds normal, right?
Here's where it gets all Florida on us.
Karen was naked. Instead of riding the bike in the way the manufacturer intended, she rode it differently. She proceeded to rub herself all over the bike in full view of the neighbors, including a 13 year old boy. She was later arrested for lewd behavior.
Thursday, September 4, 2014
Tuesday, September 2, 2014
Folks, I've seen asses and Taco Bells all over this great land of ours. There are asses worth going to jail over. Mrs Dammit Florida possesses one of those asses. From my vast personal experience with Taco Bell, there is one thing I can say for certain. Drunk or not, it's a rare, bordering on nigh impossible thing to find an ass worthy of jail working behind the counter at Taco Bell. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say a 40 year old woman working at Taco Bell probably doesn't possess said ass.
Our boy, Phil on the left there got really liquored up, made a run for the border at 2 am and then proceeded to reach through the drive through window and get himself a handful. Phil looks like a fun guy. Maybe he was just being friendly. He looks like a friendly guy. Maybe that Bradenton Taco Bell has an ass worth going to jail for attached to a 40 year old woman that works the drive through at 2 am. Who knows?
|Fast food ass grabber|
|She looks so happy too.|
Wait.... How in the world did it get on the ceiling?
That's what I want to know.
CPS was tipped off by how bad her 10 year old son stunk up the school. Every class has the stinky kid. How bad did this kid stink that the authorities had to be alerted?