Wednesday, August 13, 2014

This guy is going to LOVE prison

People pay him for what?
Everybody, meet Diamond AKA Rico Antwan Jones.  Rico was out for a drive a few days ago when the po-po decided to pull him over for suspected DUI.  Rico driving down the wrong side of the street kind of tipped them off.  

I know what you're thinking, what's so special about that?  This sort of thing happens every day, all over the world.  

Did I mention that Rico has a long history of prostitution offenses?  Yes kids, Rico is a man-whore.  

Rico hit the panic button as soon as the lights went on in his rear view.  He jumped a median in what I'd like to imagine as a flurry of tire smoke, dirt and grass and tried to haul ass.  

And haul ass he did, right into the side of a retirement home.  

When the 5-0 caught up to him, they noticed something unusual.  The only thing Rico was wearing was a bra, panties and high heel shoes.  

According to the Tampa Bay Times, ( I am not making this up) "He climbed out of the wreckage and tried to run before he was subdued by arriving officers."  

Hell yeah, I'd try to run too.  

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