Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Meanwhile, outside (I'm not making this up) Beef O'Brady's...

Such a cute couple.
April Newcomb and Brandon Tinyes were getting their freak on up against a pickup truck (of course) in the parking lot.  Witnesses saw April, um, kneeling in front of Brandon, who is 22 years her junior BTW, Way to go April!  By the time deputies got there, they were half naked, she had her legs wrapped around him and he was just plowing her up against the truck.

Her response to the deputy?  "We're just friends having sex."

Well that makes it all better.

They were booked for lewd and lascivious behavior and exposure of sexual organs.

As a foot note, April has a run-in with the law.  Back in 2010 she was arrested for child abuse.  Her then 16 year old daughter got in a fight with another girl and there's April on the youtube video, cheering her daughter on.  Such a classy family.

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