Wednesday, June 11, 2014

You just can't make this stuff up

The police report read “male wearing lingerie bent over forward exposing his anus“.  Yes, you read that right.  This genius thought it would be a good idea to take selfies in women’s lingerie and text it to the cop that responded to his previous 911 call.   The justification given by this 12 time frequent flyer to the Florida penal system?  “I was pretty drunk, I don’t really remember.”

Awesome.
Somebody buy the officer a beer.

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