Thursday, June 26, 2014

Throwback Thursday, Dammit Florida Style

I hate it when we run out of beer. It really sucks. Nancy Monico hates it when the booze runs out. She hated it so much back in July of 2004 that she bit her boyfriend.

I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "what's so Florida about that? That could be any trailer park in the country."

Well, here's where it gets all Florida on us. Nancy's boyfriend David Havennar decided he needed to defend himself and defend himself he did. He ran to the bathroom and grabbed a weapon so badass, so awesome, he should be immortalized in sculpture somewhere just for thinking of it. Dave grabbed his 3 foot long pet gator out of the bathtub and proceeded to beat the living shit out of Nancy with it.

You can check out the police reports and pictures here.

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