Friday, June 27, 2014
It doesn't get any more Florida than this
"Not much. Stole a school bus and drove it across town to Walmart. "
"Sounds like fu....wha?"
That's how I imagine the conversation going in whatever Middle School Michael Wade Propst attends. This kid is awesome. He's 12 and already his testicles are the size of cannon balls. He noticed the keys left in the bus and took it for a spin. Fourteen miles across Panama City Beach to Walmart. The reason he got caught? Somebody noticed he was having trouble parking and alerted store employees.
It doesn't sound like he did any damage. As a matter of fact, the report says he was calm and collected on the bus security camera while he was driving. Hopefully, the cops will let this kid off with a warning. He didn't hurt anyone or cause property damage.
Reminds me of the time a friend figured out how to start the paving equipment parked on the side of the road and did a few laps around the neighborhood in a steamroller.