Tuesday, June 24, 2014

I'm pretty sure I know how it got in the pond

There's a bull shark in the pond at an Indian River Beach park.  The city manager says it was "highly unlikely that the shark got into the pond by itself because there are grates on the drainage outflows to prevent alligators from getting in."

Well no shit Sherlock.

I haven't read anything recently about tornados sucking up sharks and flinging them around and I don't think a shark this size could have been dropped by a seabird, so I'm pretty sure somebody who knows that bull sharks can live in fresh water put it there.

They probably thought it would be hilarious.  I think it's hilarious.

City workers in Indian River don't.  The shark probably doesn't think so either.

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