A very good friend of mine has a saying: "If you're going to be dumb, you better be tough." They're good words to live by. Unfortunately, the message hasn't made it to Miami yet. This Brain Bowl champ had to call the fire department to get her out of a tree. Yes, you read that right, but I'm going to repeat it anyway so it sinks in. This wasn't an old lady calling about her cat, this was an actual 20-something human stuck in a tree. The tree in question is a banyan tree which for the unfamiliar is a very easy tree to climb around in.
Now, I don't bounce as well as I used to, but I'll be damned if I'm going to have the fire department rescue me from a tree. I'll risk broken bones first.