Making everyone else look normal since 1513
Friday, June 13, 2014
Forget crabs, this chick has lobsters.
Stop me if you've heard this one before...
A woman walks into Publix and stuffs $85 worth of lobster tails in her pants.
No really. This fine upstanding citizen stuffed 7 lobster tails into her pants. Her brilliant plan was to trade the stolen crustaceans for Dilaudid.
I didn't realize how high the street value of lobster had gotten.
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