Friday, June 13, 2014

Forget crabs, this chick has lobsters.

Stop me if you've heard this one before...   A woman walks into Publix and stuffs $85 worth of lobster tails in her pants.

No really.  This fine upstanding citizen stuffed 7 lobster tails into her pants.  Her brilliant plan was to trade the stolen crustaceans for Dilaudid.  

I didn't realize how high the street value of lobster had gotten.  

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